It Only Gets Crappier From Here

So earlier tonight I heard my three-year-old son tell my wife, "Mom, we should go on vacation" (again). The kid has never paid for a single bite of food that he's put in his mouth and yet he thinks he needs a(nother) vacation. Every day for him is a vacation. I didn't have the heart to tell him to enjoy this time while he can because in a few years the highlight of his day will be finding a seat on the bus that's not covered in dried boogers.