Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Any Chance They're Drinking O'Douls?
A couple of weeks ago, my wife and I went out to dinner and we saw a couple sitting a few tables over from us enjoying 24 oz. glasses of beer. Normally this wouldn’t have stuck out at all, except in this instance both the man and the woman were at least 80 years old.
My first thought was, “Good for them. It’s nice to see an elderly couple getting out and throwing back a few brewskis.”
My second thought was, “Oh my God, I hope we’re not behind them on the highway,” which was followed immediately by, “Oh my God, I hope we’re not in front of them on the highway,” and then, “Oh my God, I hope we’re not next to them on the highway.”
Did you ever notice that there’s a minimum age limit to drink and a minimum age limit to drive, but there isn’t a maximum age limit for either? Now, I’m not proposing anything. I'm just sayin’ – something to think about.
My first thought was, “Good for them. It’s nice to see an elderly couple getting out and throwing back a few brewskis.”
My second thought was, “Oh my God, I hope we’re not behind them on the highway,” which was followed immediately by, “Oh my God, I hope we’re not in front of them on the highway,” and then, “Oh my God, I hope we’re not next to them on the highway.”
Did you ever notice that there’s a minimum age limit to drink and a minimum age limit to drive, but there isn’t a maximum age limit for either? Now, I’m not proposing anything. I'm just sayin’ – something to think about.
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